By Leesa Harker

Leesa Harker's marvelous Liverpool-based parody of fifty colours tells of the adventures of White Lightning-swigging Maggie Muff, who meets Mr vast on the Dole Tall, darkish and shaggable he can be, yet his pursuits are faraway from traditional, and whilst he introduces Maggie to the crimson Room of ache she realises that she could have bitten off greater than she will be able to chew.If you are looking for books like 50 colors of gray, yet wish whatever funnier, filthier and set within the middle of Liverpool, this is often the right publication for you. the muse for the sell-out play, starring Dannielle Malone.

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But the mad thing was ... I was drippin. ’ Then he took me from behind an went at me like a barn door in a gale, an I was lovin it. ’ An he started telling me about his past and how an older woman who was a friend of his parents was whippin the shit out of him when he was only fifteen!! She used to shag him behind their backs. An I thought to myself, pervy bitch! ’ He said, ‘Oh no, Mrs Robinson wouldn’t do that. Not her style. ’ Then I was just picturing him and the old slag when he said, ‘We’re just good friends now.

So he said he’d get it drawn up for me an then said I had to go home! ’ An I went out into the street. Then I was walkin up through the town an I was imaginin all sorts – him bendin me over his knee an smackin my arse. An I was moist. I had to go past the offy an when I saw Paddy in on his own, I went in to see what I could nab. So, while Paddy was servin an old biddy, I lifted a bottle of vodka off the shelf an slid it into my bag an I was out of there before you could say Smirnoff. So, I sauntered up the road, takin a swig of my vodka an all I could think about was Mr Big an his sexy arse in those chinos an I was soakin.

Then I wondered if he meant that he’d dipped them in that date rape stuff an I didn’t fancy that cos I wanted to remember gettin shagged by him. Big Sally-Ann gave that stuff to half the Tranmere Reserves Football Team at their Christmas do. And she ended up riding about ten of them round the back of the boozer. And they never knew anything about it – still don’t ... So I was about to tell Mr Big not to bother wastin it on me cos I was a cert, when he lifted one of the oysters up an tipped it into his mouth.

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